Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.