Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.