Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.