Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Please sir, I don't want any treble.
They don't want to pay for mods.
The asphalt.
She had never learned to spell properly.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Delta blues.
