Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Toothbrush.
Because it's not right.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Because 0x0 is always 0.
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Because 7.. 8.. 9
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Student: A teacher!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
He had only one pupil.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
