Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
The same middle name.
A polo bear !
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
The Boston marathon finish line.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
because she couldn't control her pupils
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
He had only one pupil.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
