Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
Bobby
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
February 14th.
Because 7 8 9
With a magic 8-ball
A: Is it in.
Round of 16
When a woman rejects feminism.
I'm just asking for a friend)
A private tooter
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye