Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.