Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.