What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.