What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.