What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

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