How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.