A messed up system of karma
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
He was Russian.
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Cancer
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
It isn't known, never tried.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Unemployed
Ten-ish.
A play on words.
A: Hold my purse.
Nails in their hands and feet
You really have to nail it
