A messed up system of karma
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Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they mess up the whole house !
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
A: It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room.."
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
None, that's what interns are for.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
He stung her into action.
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
None, it only takes Tolkiens
Lord Of The Chinks
Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
IHOP
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
To feed her nightmare.
Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.
It's not like they are coming to yours.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.