Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.