How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.