Hugh Bris
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
A statistician.
A mathador.
Top notch.
Diddly squat
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because Ken always came in another box.
Elephino.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
20 after 1.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
A four chin teller
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.