What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.