Praise the Load
By abusing his names in other languages.
Because we're not all sandwiches
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
She has no legs
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A: A back-handed compliment.
Creddit!!!!