Praise the Load
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
God: A toddler.
He gives it an F5
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Because she hasn't got arms !
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A: A back-handed compliment.