What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.