What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him