Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!