Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)