How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.