What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.