What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Tall Woman Jokes More Tall Woman Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women