Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Anti Semite Jokes More Anti Semite Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Zionist Jokes More Zionist Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater