How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear