How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).