How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect