How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.