What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.