What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett