How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant