What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !