What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.