He was hit by a truck.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
A snooker table
Hit it in the face with an axe.
To look more like their mom.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Photons
Because he got hit by a car
