What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.