Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."