Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.