How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one