How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"