How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".