What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending