What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.