What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip