What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.