What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.