Rent Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Toucan.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do you measure a snake?

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!