Rent Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.