How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit