How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What's the best fantasy book?

A bible

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia