How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.