What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.