She peed her pants (read out loud)
Nothing, it never happens.
They quack up
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
They are four ways you can lose your house!
It looks like we're going to Neverland."
Because he Neverlands.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Because he's black.
Because it's re-fined!
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
A: Wendy's!