She peed her pants (read out loud)
You have an oxident.
He gets claustrophobic!
Because he had the right of way.
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
Because they Neverland
They Neverland.
Your pants are on backwards
Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
I may be a two but your an eight..
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
The Baconator"