What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!