How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*