How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.