What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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because he was smoking quack!

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What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

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A swallow.

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Clothes but no cigar...

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Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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Parkincense.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0