How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to