How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday