How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict