What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...