What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !