What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!