What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.