How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas