How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas