He still has some whistle left in his fart.
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Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Because jail is free.
A black man who committed a crime.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Just look for the fresh prints.
Cause they would whistle on the way down
Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit
Heman-giomas