He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.
Start a war.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Because curiousity was on the other side
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Hyruleglyphics.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
