Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi