Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.