Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade