Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx