A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
He farts.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Dad.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
When he's got ants in his pants!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.