How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.