What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag