Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!