How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.